What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is your best gay fantasy?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

From Russia With Love

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.